The Folly of the “Two Witness” Rule

SilencedRecently I read through a Watchtower apologist’s long defense of the Watchtower’s two-witness rule and its handling of pedophile cases in general. The defender, of course, painted the Watchtower in the best possible light and claimed that everything is done that possibly could be done while still holding to the Scriptural rules.

According to this defender all of the accusations about failing to protect children are simply lies told by apostates and opposers (despite the fact that impartial judges and juries, being presented with both sides of the arguments, have awarded the victims millions of dollars in damages based on the Watchtower’s negligence.)

He likewise dismisses the testimony of thousands of “silent lamb” victims as “noisy goats.” When considering such evidence, he tells us: “Ask yourself why should I believe every word they say? Am I willing to believe the words of ones trying to discredit the Watchtower Society but not believe factual documentation and the words of the ones who help me to see the truth of the Bible?” It doesn’t seem to occur to him that the Watchtower has never told the truth about the Bible, and has instead rewritten and misinterpreted it to fit their own self-aggrandizing agenda. They have a “theocratic war strategy” in which truth does not need to be told.

When it comes to truth-telling, here is an interesting statement from the defender’s site: “we can assure you that no cases have actually been won by the plaintiff forcing the Watchtower Society to pay millions of dollars as has been the case with other religions.” The kindest thought I have is that maybe this was written years ago; because in fact, the courts have awarded millions to victims of the Watchtower’s policies in recent years.

After reading the defender’s article, I came to the conclusion that it is important to understand the Watchtower’s whitewashing arguments and not inadvertently exaggerate the failures of the Watchtower’s policies. They are bad enough as they are without that.

Sufficient protection for children?

For instance, the WT defender states that it isn’t true that “nothing is done” when there are not two witnesses. In this case, he tells us, if there is a local law mandating the reporting of sex-crime allegations to the authorities, then the elders will obey the law and report it to the authorities. Also, the alleged perpetrator’s name gets written down and placed in a sealed envelope, and a form is filled out and sent in to the local Watchtower branch office (the same branch office that gets to decide whether the matter should be reported to the authorities.) And I guess he expects us all to consider this sufficient protection for children when a known child molester is in their midst.

people-315908_640But wait; there’s more! If the elders have good reason to suspect that the perpetrator is still continuing to abuse children they “may assist in allowing the victim to warn the congregation” (of course, they just as well may not.) So, one can imagine, at most, an elder stating: “And now we’ll hear from brother Smith.” Then an 8-year old little boy gets up in front of the congregation and accuses an elder of having committed a sex crime against himself. But isn’t this just adding to his trauma?

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A more fitting punishment.

And one more thing we are told: “It may be advisable for the brother who has been accused not to be used for assignments until the matter is resolved.” So, at the elders’ discretion they may decide not to let elder Pedophile conduct a Watchtower study, give a public talk, or conduct a Theocratic Ministry School lesson. I’m thinking the penalty doesn’t fit the crime here. Nothing is said about prohibiting the man from going “out in service” with children of the congregation, or having a “private word” with them in the back room of the Hall. It is only in the case where there are two witnesses that these penalties become mandatory.

To be accurate then, we should not say “nothing is done” but rather: “nothing effective is done.”

But do you start to see the problem here? It’s not that Jehovah’s Witnesses or the Watchtower approves of pedophiles, or wants to harbor them in its midst; no one thinks that. It’s that they try to micro-manage it using rules that have been out-dated for millennia! Their rule books can’t possibly cover every possible scenario, and the poor elders who have been trained to hang on the Watchtower’s every word and apply it in a strictly literal, pharisaical manner are left scratching their heads in wonderment at the ambiguities and gaping loopholes when faced with a true-life tragedy.

Instead, an elder (like any other civilized human being) should immediately report any such accusations to the authorities. They should do this whether or not it is legally mandatory in their area. Why? Because it is the morally correct thing to do. They would know this (as everyone else does) if they weren’t distracted by what the Watchtower tells them the Bible demands in such matters: the “two-witness rule.”

So, we’re going to take a good hard look at just exactly what the Bible in fact has to say about this.

The Watchtower quotes four Scriptures in support of the two-witness rule. True to form, the verses are quoted out of context. But we’ll consider them in context.

1. Deuteronomy 19:15.

No single witness may convict another for any error or any sin that he may commit. On the testimony of two witnesses or on the testimony of three witnesses the matter should be established. If a malicious witness testifies against a man and charges him with some transgression, the two men who have the dispute will stand before Jehovah, the priests and the judges who will be serving in those days. The judges will thoroughly investigate, and if the man who testified is a false witness and has brought a false charge against his brother, you should do to him just as he had schemed to do to his brother, and you must remove what is bad from your midst. Those who remain will hear and be afraid, and they will never again do anything bad like this among you. You should not feel sorry: Life will be for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
— Deut. 19:15-21

In civilized societies we do not convict someone based solely on the word of their accusers, be they one, two, or more in number. Modern courts demand evidence. But they do not wait to look for evidence until they have at least two witnesses.

The verses in Deuteronomy are part of the law supposedly given to Moses (the “Mosaic Law.”) The same law that states we must stone to death unruly children, kill witches, subject women to trails by ordeal, sacrifice goats, and never ever wear poly-blend clothing! In other words, this is a barbaric law that has nothing to do with civilized human beings. Or do we really want to go back to punishing criminals by blinding them and chopping off their hands and feet? The Watchtower does not enforce these or the other six-hundred plus Mosaic laws. Why pick on this one requiring two witnesses?

In fact, the Watchtower tells us that the Mosaic law, in its entirety is not in effect for us:

Christians are under a new law, “the law of the Christ.” (Galatians 6:2) The former Law covenant given through Moses to Israel came to an end when Jesus’ death fulfilled it. (Romans 10:4; Ephesians 2:15)
— Watchtower Feb 1, 2010 pp. 11-15.

They need to keep this in mind. In fact, Paul put it quite well when he said that such laws had all been replaced by the one simple law to love one another:

Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another, for whoever loves others has fulfilled the law. The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery,” “You shall not murder,” “You shall not steal,” “You shall not covet,” and whatever other command there may be, are summed up in this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law.

— Romans 13:8-10

So, the verse in Deuteronomy has no relevance to our discussion: it is not a law for any of us to follow today: no more than stoning our children or making burnt offerings of animals. All we have to do is act out of love. The loving thing to do in order to protect an allegedly abused child is to report the matter to the authorities and let them investigate the matter.

2. Matthew 18:16.

If your brother or sister sins, go and point out their fault, just between the two of you. If they listen to you, you have won them over. But if they will not listen, take one or two others along, so that ‘every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.’ If they still refuse to listen, tell it to the church; and if they refuse to listen even to the church, treat them as you would a pagan or a tax collector.

Truly I tell you, whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.

Again, truly I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything they ask for, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them.
— Matthew 18:15-19

Here, Jesus supposedly said something about 2-3 witnesses, and the author put it in quotes because he thought Jesus was quoting Deuteronomy. But, unless Jesus made “air quotes” when he was saying this, we don’t really know if he was quoting that book or not. What we do know is that the context of the phrase is quite different. He’s not saying “wait till you have at least two witnesses before taking action.” Quite the contrary: he says to confront the accused one-on-one with no witnesses. Then, if that’s ineffective, confront the accused again, bringing along one or two others to witness the confrontation. It is never implied that any of these people were witnesses to the sin; rather, they are witnesses to the accused being confronted with the sin.

We must also ask: what good does it do if the accused listens? Who cares if they have been “won over”? How does that help the victim? It doesn’t appear that Jesus’ words have much application to a case of child molesting.

Further, he then spoils all his credibility by stating that whatever two people ask for will be done. I’ve experimented with this and the claim does not hold. How many people do you suppose are right this minute praying for war to end and cancer to be cured? I rest my case: whoever wrote this was wrong.

3. 2 Corinthians 13:1.

This will be my third visit to you. “Every matter must be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.” I already gave you a warning when I was with you the second time. I now repeat it while absent: On my return I will not spare those who sinned earlier or any of the others, since you are demanding proof that Christ is speaking through me. He is not weak in dealing with you, but is powerful among you. For to be sure, he was crucified in weakness, yet he lives by God’s power. Likewise, we are weak in him, yet by God’s power we will live with him in our dealing with you.
Examine yourselves to see whether you are in the faith; test yourselves. Do you not realize that Christ Jesus is in you-—unless, of course, you fail the test? And I trust that you will discover that we have not failed the test.
— 2 Cor. 13:1-6

Paul definitely quotes Deuteronomy here. But how does he apply it? Recall that Paul is the one who wrote that this old law passed away. He is not here stating that no action is to be taken unless there are 2-3 witnesses to a crime. What he is responding to is the charge that Christ is not speaking through him. His answer to this charge is that the Corinthians themselves serve as his witnesses by being Christians (and thus responding to Paul’s preaching, proving that he is speaking for Christ.) 2-3 witnesses should be more than enough to prove his case, and supposedly the Corinthian Christians exceed this number. The man who was adamant that the Mosaic Law was not incumbent upon Christians was not here making an exception for this one rule of that law; he was quoting Deuteronomy as a rhetorical flourish, as one might quote Shakespeare.

4. 1 Tim 5:19.

Do not rebuke an older man harshly, but exhort him as if he were your father. Treat younger men as brothers, older women as mothers, and younger women as sisters, with absolute purity.

Give proper recognition to those widows who are really in need. But if a widow has children or grandchildren, these should learn first of all to put their religion into practice by caring for their own family and so repaying their parents and grandparents, for this is pleasing to God. The widow who is really in need and left all alone puts her hope in God and continues night and day to pray and to ask God for help. 6But the widow who lives for pleasure is dead even while she lives. Give the people these instructions, so that no one may be open to blame. Anyone who does not provide for their relatives, and especially for their own household, has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.

No widow may be put on the list of widows unless she is over sixty, has been faithful to her husband, and is well known for her good deeds, such as bringing up children, showing hospitality, washing the feet of the Lord’s people, helping those in trouble and devoting herself to all kinds of good deeds.

As for younger widows, do not put them on such a list. For when their sensual desires overcome their dedication to Christ, they want to marry. Thus they bring judgment on themselves, because they have broken their first pledge. Besides, they get into the habit of being idle and going about from house to house. And not only do they become idlers, but also busybodies who talk nonsense, saying things they ought not to. So I counsel younger widows to marry, to have children, to manage their homes and to give the enemy no opportunity for slander. Some have in fact already turned away to follow Satan.

If any woman who is a believer has widows in her care, she should continue to help them and not let the church be burdened with them, so that the church can help those widows who are really in need.

The elders who direct the affairs of the church well are worthy of double honor, especially those whose work is preaching and teaching. For Scripture says, “Do not muzzle an ox while it is treading out the grain,” and “The worker deserves his wages. ”Do not entertain an accusation against an elder unless it is brought by two or three witnesses. But those elders who are sinning you are to reprove before everyone, so that the others may take warning. I charge you, in the sight of God and Christ Jesus and the elect angels, to keep these instructions without partiality, and to do nothing out of favoritism.

Do not be hasty in the laying on of hands, and do not share in the sins of others. Keep yourself pure.

Stop drinking only water, and use a little wine because of your stomach and your frequent illnesses.

–1 Tim 5:1-23

Where is the Watchtower’s list of widows? Oh, I know they have a list of pedophiles, but I’ve never heard of them keeping a list of widows in order to support those over sixty. Of course, I’ve also never heard of a widow washing the elders’ feet in order to qualify for such “generosity.”

Paul first castigates young widows for wanting to marry and “break their first pledge.” Then he counsels them to marry! Huh?

After denigrating young widows as idle, gossiping busy-bodies, the misogynist Paul turns his attention to the elders. Now, please recall that this is a letter that the highly opinionated (1 Cor. 7:12,25,40) Paul was writing to the young man Timothy. That’s why in the first verses he cautions him not to rebuke his elders harshly, but to treat them as his father or mother. In the last verses quoted, he gives Timothy advice about the “laying on of hands” and to drink wine instead of just water.

The point is: this was a personal letter to a young man. What it says was meant for him at that time and under his particular circumstances. We do not have rules here to be applied to one and all forever. As a senior citizen I am certainly not about to treat an “elder” as my father (nor, I suspect, did Timothy once he became an elderly man himself.) Nor do Witnesses believe in the “laying on of hands.” Many never touch wine (even when they are ill.)

So, out of all of this advice to Timothy, the Watchtower focuses in on one statement as a binding rule for everyone for all time, and they blithely ignores all the others!

Paul was advocating that Timothy, as a young man, use caution in dealing with his elders. Otherwise the congregation would no doubt despise him as an upstart. Part of this advice was to not rebuke an elder “harshly.” Another part was to wait for 2-3 witnesses to bring forth an accusation before acting against an elder. But again, there is no reason to assume that this one particular statement, in contrast to all of the other statements, was meant as a rule to be applied to anyone other than Timothy while he was still young.

Without a clear biblical mandate requiring two witnesses before taking action, elders should now be free (and morally duty-bound) to report such matters immediately to the secular authorities.

Will Jehovah “Make it Right”?

make_it_rightWhenever we relate the wrongdoings of the Society, a kindly Witness will nearly always tell us not to harp on “human imperfections” because “Jehovah will make it right.”
In response to this my first impulse is to ask: If God’s organization on Earth is just as prone to human imperfections as worldly organizations, then what distinguishes it as godly? But that’s a question for another day.

What I want to examine here is the notion that “Jehovah will make it right.” You see, I’ve never seen that as an adequate excuse for the existence of wrongdoing. Let me explain by taking a non-religious example.

childLet’s say that a vulnerable, innocent young child is sexually molested by a depraved maniac who then attempts to beat her to death, but fails: leaving her not only traumatized but brain damaged and suffering a lifetime of chronic pain as well. Can someone please tell me how to “make this right”? What could possibly make it right? Money? Punishing the criminal? Keeping the victim on drugs her whole life to take away the pain? What about the psychological trauma? Can therapy “make it right”?

No, none of the suggested solutions could possibly “make it right.” The most they could do is try to make the victim as comfortable as possible given the circumstances.

But wait, you say: what if we could make her well and give her an eternity in paradise? Wouldn’t that make it right? Well, no; it wouldn’t. The memory of that event will have shaped her personality and have left life-long psychological scars. What if we heal those as well, you ask, and erase the memory from her mind?cookie_cutter_people Wouldn’t she eventually learn to trust again, and find peace and love amongst other perfect people? I can only imagine this happening by reshaping her (and everyone else) into some sort of standardized “perfect person” in which everyone becomes identical (with all past traumas erased, and all personalities remolded to a norm with no reference to how their lives originally shaped them.) I hope a world filled with identical robots is not anyone’s idea of paradise; it’s certainly not mine.

No, there could only be one way to “make it right” without destroying personalities and ending up with an excruciatingly boring eternity amongst identical people. That way would be to go back in time and prevent the incident from occurring. But to change one incident in the past is to affect a multitude of other things, and radically change the present (as science-fiction writers have frequently–and correctly–pointed out.) And, if God were willing and capable of manipulating the past, then why wouldn’t he have just prevented the crime from occurring in the first place? Since he didn’t prevent it the first time around, it is even more unlikely that he would manipulate time and prevent it the second time around.

Now let’s take an example from the context of a Jehovah’s Witness life. Mary lost her son as a result of obeying the Watchtower commandment to “abstain from blood transfusions.”no_blood_card It’s hard to imagine the grief this caused unless you are a parent whose child has died due to your erroneous beliefs. Her son was denied the remainder of his childhood, as well as adulthood. Mary was denied watching her son grow into manhood. Those years can never be replaced. Mary no longer believes the Watchtower’s tales of resurrection, so there is no comfort for her in such lies. Even if she did still believe, there would be no real comfort in looking forward to receiving a substitute child: a newly created “person” injected with the memories of her son. Her son himself is gone forever, and a future surrogate cannot “make it right.”

Here’s another true-life Witness example: My sister was unjustly disfellowshipped. Can Jehovah “make it right?” broken_friendshipCan he restore the 30 years of friendships she missed out on due to the Watchtower’s policy of shunning? It just so happens that her best Witness friend (former roommate and pioneering partner) eventually “saw the light” and left the Watchtower religion and contacted my sister. They renewed their friendship after 30 years, only to have it end a few years later with her friend’s untimely death. But those 30 years of shunning and being made to feel like dirt cannot be “made right;” the psychological damage has been done, the loneliness has been endured, and we can never have those years back again.

No, my friends, not even a god can make wrongdoings right. So, the next time you hear this excuse please don’t accept it: challenge it. Ask: “How could this ever be made right?” If there were a loving God looking out for us [or for “his organization”] wrongdoing would never occur in the first place. minority_reportThere was a great science-fiction movie that came out a few years ago called Minority Report in which they had developed a method of predicting murders. When they knew a murder was about to be committed, the police would take immediate steps to prevent it (usually catching the murderer “red-handed”), and then would lock up the would-be perpetrator. Well, of course that’s what any ethical person would do. But we are to imagine a God of perfect morals who sees (and foresees) murders, rapes, and child molestation — and does absolutely nothing to prevent them or rescue the victims! Instead, he sits silently and observes the crimes as they occur. So, this is a god who is less moral than we are. Yet this is the same god we are supposed to believe will somehow “make it right.” I’m not buying it: no sensible person could.

The fact that wrongdoing does occur, the fact that the Kingdom Halls of Jehovah’s Witnesses are widely known as a “paradise for pedophiles,”  and the fact that the suicide rate is higher amongst Witnesses than non-Witnesses due to their disfellowshipping policy, comprise overwhelming evidence that this cannot possibly be a loving God’s “organization on Earth.”

But,” you say: “this is all just the price we pay for having followed Satan; we must bear the consequences of that until such time as Jehovah turns the tables and takes over the world. Then our blissful eternity will eventually make our present woes seem irrelevant.

Such rationalizations remind me of the heartfelt answer given to them in my favorite novel: Dostoevsky’s The Brother’s Karamazovbro_karamazovThere the question is asked: what price are we willing to pay for future bliss? Think back to my first example of that young girl who was raped and beaten. Do you accept that as the price of admission into the New World? Or would you say “No! The price is too high”? Personally, I agree with Dostoevsky: I have “turned my ticket back in” and I refuse to enter a New World which requires that we sacrifice our children to gain admittance. Those who can accept such a deal have lost their humanity and my respect.

“When Jesus Was God” or “Failing the Final Exam”

failingTheTest“Jesus God!” No; it’s not meant as an expletive–though I’m not surprised when those two words issue involuntarily from my mouth after having stubbed my toe or having dropped my Concordance on it. No; it is meant as a name and a title: just like we often hear Witnesses say: “Jehovah God.”

But our dear Jehovah’s Witness readers will exclaim at this point: “Jesus is not God! The Bible never calls him God! He is at most ‘a god’ with a little g.”

Once we’ve calmed them down, we’re ready to read the wisdom of the Watchtower on this very subject:

The Bible reveals the fact that the name “God” can properly apply only to Jehovah God and his Son, our Lord Jesus Christ. Jehovah is entitled to be reverenced because he is the Almighty God. Jesus Christ is entitled to be reverenced and worshiped because, while not the almighty God, he is a mighty one and both Jehovah and Jesus use their power lovingly, justly and wisely.
…[Jehovah] is declared to be the Father of the God called Jesus Christ.
Watchtower, Dec. 15, 1929 p. 378

Given the above, and the fact that Witnesses regularly refer to Jehovah as “Jehovah God,” it is only fitting that they worship Jesus and refer to him as “Jesus God” with full Watchtower blessings.

Oh, but wait; I’ve done it again: dredged up “old light” and presented it as “truth for now” when–as any good Witness will inform us–it was really “truth for its time.” I apologize. The Watchtower has since “seen the light [better]” and they now assure us that Jesus is definitely not the God to be worshiped. In fact, we read this on their official website:

Yes, reverent adoration should be expressed only to God. To render worship to anyone or anything else would be a form of idolatry, which is condemned in both the Hebrew and the Greek Scriptures.
— Is It Proper to Worship Jesus? Awake! 4/8/2000 pp. 26-27

Issue resolved? Well, no. I’m sorry to be a stickler for the facts, but there’s still an issue.

Remember 1919? That was the year that Jesus supposedly judged the Witnesses (then known as Bible Students) to be the “faithful and wise servant” (now known as the Faithful and discreet slave). Why did he judge them so favorably? They tell us that it was because they had “true worship,” as opposed to all of the other Christian denominations:

When did Jesus appoint the faithful slave over his domestics? To answer that, we need to go back to 1914—the beginning of the harvest season. As we learned earlier, at that time many groups claimed to be Christian. From which group would Jesus select and appoint the faithful slave? That question was answered after he and his Father came and inspected the temple, or spiritual arrangement for worship, from 1914 to the early part of 1919.* (Mal. 3:1) They were pleased with a small band of loyal Bible Students who showed that their heart was with Jehovah and his Word.
–Who Really Is the Faithful and Discreet Slave? w13 7/15 pp. 20-25

idolatryBut do you see the problem here? In 1919, and up through at least 1929, the “spiritual arrangement for worship” included worshiping Jesus: the wrong “God” — in fact, not a God (capital G) at all according to the brighter light! Someone who is not a God, but is worshiped as a God is a “false God.” The “Bible Students” were–according to current Watchtower understanding–idolaters! And we all know how pissed off Jehovah gets at those damned idolaters.

That would seem a fatal flaw. Why would Jesus judge this group as God’s “true worshipers” when they were worshiping a different, false God? This question is all the more pertinent when you realize that there were other denominations that were only worshiping the God of the Bible. The Christadelphians, for instance, were not worshiping Jesus in 1919.

Oh, but you say other religions slandered God’s name by their belief in hell-fire. Well, the Christadelphians are not believers in hell-fire either (nor the Trinity, nor the immortality of the soul. They also believe in God’s kingdom ruling on Earth, don’t vote, and are conscientious objectors to military service.)

Oh, but you say: the Bible Students were the ones “making God’s name known.” Sorry; they really weren’t. The name did not become prominent in the group until 1935 when they changed their own name to Jehovah’s Witnesses. In the 1919 Watchtowers, for instance, the name of Jesus appears 3 1/2 times more than the name Jehovah. Besides, as the Watchtower itself has admitted: Jehovah is not God’s name.

If we look at what the Witnesses claim is the “truth” today, then the Christadelphians where closer to that truth in 1919 than the Bible Students were. If Jesus had made any judgment in that year, the winners would not have been the Bible Students; the blue ribbon would much more likely have gone to the Christadelphians.

Therefore, the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses are not the “faithful and discreet slave” they claim to be. This explains why they have served poisoned meat at the wrong season (such as their prohibitions on vaccinations, organ transplants, and blood… none of which the Christadelphians have fallen for.)

Besides, the “faithful and wise servant” was boldly and adamantly proclaimed in the Watchtowers of that time (and up until 1926) to be none other than Charles Taze Russell (then deceased):

The Watch Tower unhesitatingly proclaims Brother Russell as “that faithful and wise servant.”

Watchtower, March 1, 1917 p. 68

“We believe that all who are now rejoicing in present truth will concede that Brother Russell faithfully filled the office of special servant of tile Lord; and that he was made ruler over all the Lord’s goods.”
Watch Tower, March 1, 1923  p.68

So, if we are to believe “current understanding,” this is the “spiritual food” we have to swallow: In 1919 Jesus judged the editors of the Watchtower to be his “faithful slave” based on how “pleased” he was with their “spiritual arrangement for worship” while these men were declaring that they definitely were NOT that slave, and were engaged in idolatry. At the same time, Jesus passed over other groups who were closer to today’s current understanding and who were not engaged in idolatry and who were not proclaiming a false slave to the world. Do you buy that? [If you answered Yes, please contact me immediately regarding some prime real estate I have for sale in Florida.]

See also:
Is the Governing Body a “Faithful and Discreet Slave”?

Jehovah’s Witnesses Kill Me!

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Yes, the Jehovah’s Witnesses who claim to be “anointed” kill me. Literally. Or at least they plan to, soon, as this quote from an old Watchtower publication makes plain:

Jehovah must and will execute all of his enemies… The judgment of Jehovah God against his enemies declares that they shall be destroyed… Christ Jesus is Jehovah’s Executioner… By the will of Jehovah God Christ Jesus associates others with him in the execution of Jehovah’s judgments. Together these constitute the “higher powers” that are ordained of God… This is further supported by the statement: “Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints, to execute judgment upon all…” (Jude 14,15) This scripture refers to the execution of final judgment. As to those who are associated with Christ Jesus in this work: “To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the Lord.” — Ps. 149: 9.

Christ Jesus and his army, the Greater-than-Jehu, will take the base of operations of the enemy and go into the very private quarters of the Devil’s organization, and destroy everything in connection with his organization, including the conspirators of his invisible organization, as well as all of the tangible part of the Devil’s worship and organization on earth… Jehu and his work of destruction therefore foreshadowed Christ and his army executing judgment upon Satan and his organization, and in which honor all the saints participate. ”
— Rutherford, “Vindication” book III (WBTS, 1932) pp. 13, 92, 96-97 (emphasis added)

[What they used to call “saints,” are now called “the anointed” by Jehovah’s Witnesses.]

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Please note that the “enemies of Jehovah” who will be killed are not only blatant “Satan worshipers” [those are extremely few in number.] According to Watchtower doctrine, Jehovah’s enemies are everyone who is not a Jehovah’s Witness: everyone not a member of “Jehovah’s organization on Earth.” In other words, everyone “in the world”:

END OF THE WORLD

“The world” means the peoples of earth, organized into nations and under the supervision of an invisible overlord, and which overlord for centuries has been Satan the Devil, who, together with a host of wicked angels, has influenced, controlled and ruled the world without interruption.

–Rutherford, “Enemies” (WBTS, 1937) p. 310

So, the “enemy list” is not just us paltry few “apostates,” or even just the politicians or clergy. No; it is all non-Witnesses and includes over a billion children and babies!

In one of my first blogs I wrote a tongue-in-cheek description of what the daily duties of the anointed might entail on a typical day in heaven during the millennium. But this pales in significance compared to what I now realize will be their part in the “battle of Armageddon” itself.

I’ve known a few anointed in my time. It’s hard for me to imagine them becoming killers. But the quote from Rutherford seems quite clear: the “saints” will take part in the killing of people on Earth. Russell_1916 Rutherford_prisonI can imagine Rutherford himself eagerly taking part in wielding an executioner’s sword against me. It’s harder to imagine some of the gentler souls I’ve known doing so.

Can you picture Russell coming at you with a blood-stained sword aimed at your head? Russell thought that Armageddon would just be a clean sweep of institutions: not people. He would stand amazed at Rutherford’s idea of saints literally killing non believers; they were supposed to make it into the millennium and there be taught “the truth” and only then be judged.

According to the Watchtower there are only going to be a total of 144,000 anointed. But there are some seven billion people they will be helping Jesus to kill. That’s a quota of over 48,610 killings per “saint!” If judgement day will really be a 24 hour day, each saint will have less than two seconds per killing: barely enough time to swing back a sword and wind up for the next head to be lopped off. That’s not taking a break either: just one head after another for 24 hours straight! Let’s hope that in such a flurry of slaughter they don’t mistake a Witness for a worldly person! Maybe the Witnesses will have their baptism cards in hand (held close to their necks) with maybe a neck brace on for good measure. [Note to self: Here’s another million dollar idea: start printing up baptism cards and buy stock in manufacturers of neck braces.]

Watchtower, March 1, 1997, p. 9

Maybe we’ll be forced to line up so they can save strokes by just riding past on their horses with swords held out: slicing our heads off and then watching us fall like dominoes.
In any case, they’ve certainly got their work cut out for them, so I hope they’re in good shape, and have been practicing their equestrian skills in heaven [but do horses really go to heaven–where even the “great crowd” of faithful Witnesses are not allowed to tread?]

The Role of the “Remnant”

Let’s not forget about the “remnant” of the 144,000 who are still living here on Earth. According to Watchtower statistics on “Memorial Partakers” (a privilege they accord only to those claiming to be anointed) there were over 15,000 of these folks at last count (in 2015).

Will any of them still be alive and kicking when Armageddon (due “any day now”) begins? Let’s turn to the Watchtower for the definitive answer:

“Bad people will have to bow down before the good ones,” says the wise king, “and the wicked people at the gates of the righteous one.” (Proverbs 14:19) In other words, the good will ultimately triumph over the wicked. Consider the increase in numbers and the superior way of life that God’s people enjoy today. Seeing these blessings bestowed upon Jehovah’s servants will force some opposers to “bow down” to Jehovah’s figurative heavenly woman, represented by the spirit-anointed remnant on earth. At Armageddon at the latest, those opposers will be compelled to acknowledge that the earthly part of God’s organization truly represents the heavenly part.—Isaiah 60:1, 14; Galatians 6:16; Revelation 16:14, 16.
The Shrewd One Considers His Steps, Watchtower July 15, 2005 pp. 19-20

If, at Armageddon, these “bad people” are going to be forced to bow down to the anointed remnant on earth (as representing the heavenly part) then the remnant of the anointed will, of necessity, need to still be on the earth at Armageddon.

Since “all the saints will participate” it means that these people will be just as busy as their spirit kindred in the killings. It’s kind of scary to think that the sweet anointed person sitting next to you in the Kingdom Hall, whom you’ve watched in awe partake of the memorial emblems each year, might murder you someday soon if you should find yourself outside of God’s organization when they think Armageddon has arrived! Maybe they’ve already got their swords sharpened at home (or in their cars) ready to go at a moment’s notice! Let’s just hope that they don’t make any false starts.

The anointed Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses
Will one of these smiling men kill me “any day now”?

Practically speaking, the remnant are mostly feeble older men, not up to the exertion required to meet their killing quota. So maybe they’ll be assigned the easier kills: babies and little children. And nothing says they have to use a sword for every killing. They are intelligent people after all, and will think of innovative ways to do their share despite the frailties of their fleshly bodies. For instance: one elderly member of the remnant could tie up a bunch of kids and then another “saint” could run them over. I’ll bet they’ll think of lots of clever ways like this to help bring about this “blessing from Jehovah” upon the earth before they are whisked away into heaven to help Jesus rule over the “other sheep” and the resurrected ones.

If this all sounds too horrible to contemplate, I agree, and so did Rutherford:

The battle of the great day of God Almighty will be so terrible that no human words can adequately describe it. –Rutherford, Enemies (WBTS), 1937 p. 351

Maybe we could say the same thing about the Watchtower religion itself, because when you consider the details that are actually entailed, it’s just about as morally sick as can be.

“New Light”!

Since writing this article, the following “new light” has been brought to my attention.

In a 2005 Watchtower article, revealingly entitled “Armageddon: A Happy Beginning,” we learn the following:

What forces will Jehovah use against his enemies? We simply do not know. What we do know is that he has at his disposal the means to devastate the wicked nations completely. (Job 38:22, 23; Zephaniah 1:15-18) However, God’s earthly worshippers will not participate in the battle. The vision in Revelation chapter 19 indicates that only heavenly armies will share with Jesus Christ in the warfare. None of Jehovah’s Christian servants on earth will take part.—2 Chronicles 20:15, 17.
Watchtower, Dec 1, 2005, p. 7

Revelation Its Grand Climax at Hand! p. 53
Revelation Its Grand Climax at Hand! (WBTS, 1988 ed.) p. 53

This does not mean that anointed Jehovah’s Witnesses won’t be participants in the killing, as current governing body member Anthony Morris III recently pointed out in this talk given in Helsinki in the year 2016 (starting at 54:30 and running through 55:00.) It just means that they won’t be earthlings at that time.

So then, in order for “all of the saints” (aka anointed) to participate in the battle, they all need to be dead (or perhaps “raptured”) before the “happy” event known as Armageddon begins, so that — as spirits — they can joyfully murder children and babies, as the earth-bound “Great Crowd” of Jehovah’s Witnesses cheer them on and “rejoice” at the sight! (The Nations Shall Know That I Am Jehovah – How? Watchtower Bible & Tract Society, 1971, p. 191,376-377)

In the latest “new light” (July, 2015 Watchtower, “Your Deliverance is Getting Near” paragraphs 15-17), this is exactly what the Watchtower now says: the remnant will be raptured [though they don’t like to use that word] in an instant before Armageddon officially begins (although false religion will have already been destroyed along with at least some of its members by that time, it no longer counts as part of Armageddon.) But does the remnant now being “spirits” somehow make their murder of children less heinous? Of course not!

According to the latest light, I guess the idea of the “bad people bowing down before the remnant at Armageddon” has been quietly tossed onto the Watchtower’s ever-growing scrapheap of abandoned “truths.” It would be too much to hope that their doctrine of murdering billions of men, women, children, and babies joins it on that pile soon.